Just for a little segment of FYI, I'd like to tell you that,
When 56 seconds passed the clock hands after they've struck 12.34 pm/am on the 7th of the 8th month, August, 2009 ( or 09' ),
Or simply put, the order of time and space thought us how to count,
12 hour 34 minutes 5 6 seconds, 7th of the 8th month, 09
And like the math teacher you hate, he/she really meant it when he/she said he/she was only gonna show it once.
So, here's a belated HAPPY 123456789 day to all of you :D
I told you how I really wanted the World Stage tickets right ? . And you must've thought that moshing half-heartedly to sounds of blasted car speakers and hawkers shouting "Kuih-kuih !" being the only attempt of me trying to win the tickets, didn't really show how much I yearned for the tickets. But did I tell you, why I wiggled unnecessarily in public in the first place, is because I didn't give up from the contest, that I entered 5 times ?
Bet you sekupang I didn't, so now I will ; There was this contest that Junk held :
1. Leave us a comment in this post telling us what you would do for a pair of MTV World Stage "Live In Malaysia" passes. (Funny and creative comments encouraged.)
I don't know what's so creative about going naked to a 24-hours convenience store and buying himself a Snickers. Maybe the people at Junk pictured him being a fat late-night snacker with a really small pe- Alright I'm just being a sore loser. So big in fact, I wrote one whole essay (which I dont think they even read it) about it ;
*Sorry to writer of winning comment, I like Snickers too.
Right after three losing entries :
You know sometimes in life you just gotta,
Act fast, like finding a toilet when you have diarrhea,
And when you don't, you'll feel like a pile of shit,
Now to top it off, you just need someone's face to hit.
Don't judge me by my first few lines,
I'm not that violent, nor am I insane,
I just like my rhymes, and my metaphors,
Til I don't get that tickets, you won't hear me snore