(Boomer of Left 4 Dead)
I, feel, like, this, guy.
Minus the ability to puke bile at will.
You know what, I think there's a party going on my face.
Lately, I've been having untimely breakouts, (when's a right time anyways, unless it's Halloween maybe) . Alright fine, so at one phase of life, now deeply regretted, I've been not washing my face properly, imagine sleeping right after hours of sweaty late night skate sessions. Repeated a few days a week.
But now that I'm aware that my cheeks are now getting as bumpy as a bar of Reese's Nutrageous, I've been keeping up with my face-cleansing routine.
Now here's the thing. At one time, I felt that my left cheek's clearing up, it felt smoother than before while my right one's still moon-surface-ish. Alright fine, slowly but steadily I thought.
THEN, now that my right one's getting more presentable, my left one's acting up again. It's not like when I wash my face, I only wash right cheek on Monday, and left cheek on Tuesday and so forth. I friggin smothered it all over, like it was birthday cake or somethin'.
I shall put it like : Right cheek is party place A, got busted, then it moved to party place B the left cheek. Not forgetting the smaller parties too, like one time, one grew on the side of my nose, vanished, the next day,
ONE FRIKKIN GREW UNDER THE CENTER OF MY EYEBROWS LIKE A MISPLACED PINK NANDEK'.
WHEN WILL THE PARTIES EVER ENDD (!) . Mercy .
Parents (in the form of supple, baby bottoms) of the respective party hosts, when will you be home and whoop the asses of all the party peopl- I mean pimples out of my fahhh-ce ?
Anyhoo, this is just a sidepost of what's really coming. Saved it in my drafts oledi, just waiting for the pictures. So, stay tuned ? :)