The Nude Number Nineteen

Today marked the birthday of NIK HARRIS !






HAPPY BIRTHDAAY MANNNNN :D


And today also marked the day I actually egged someone for the very first time, so you should be proud in that sense foo' ;)

We all, as in Me, Acap Myvi, Tot, Ilyas, Fahim, Hazique, Sofia, and of course the birthday boy gathered at Al-Syafie first, before the ceremony's carried out

Just as we're about to reach the egg throwing spot, we all saw huge silhouettes of what we thought were cows. Oh no, noo they weren't , they were frikkin DOGS o_o . Not enough that im seeing my phobia(s) in the midst of the night, I saw them amplified to behemoth figures. Brrhhhhhhhhh :S . The scene was so Resident Evil-ish.

He was expecting a cake, and he's getting some. One of the necessary ingredients to make one at least ;)

He opened his Topman to show he was ready , he stood still in a brief silence,
beforee..ATTAAAAAAAACK ! :D

Eggs flew like hale of bullets. Stinky Bullets. I missed two of my throws, one of the eggs cracked in my hands even before it was thrown, and one bounced off Harris's back. Grrhhh -_-

Harris runs fast. Scratch that (!) . He runs SUPEEERRR fast o_o

Just when he thought there were no more eggs, he came back. Yes, we were already out of eggs, but he was nowhere near safety, YET ;) . Ilyas and Tot charged at full speed and threw frikkin fish curry at him ! .
Screams of "ADOIIII ! MATA PEDIIIIHHHH ! AAARGHH BABIIII SIAPA BALIINGGG !" bellowed right afterr.
Poor dude ;p

After Harris finally recovered from the temporary blindness, he caught up with Tot and kicked his arse, but he missed :P . Then, we all moved out. To not stink Myvi's car, Harris was seated on the boot.



Harris didn't waste one second to clean himself, he stripped down to his underwear even before he got to the door. Got himself a towel, and took a shower outside with his garden hose.




Tot : Kau sepak aku, sumpah aku tarik towel kau !


Some brutal Deathmetal/Grindcore band.

So, okay I already had one gay picture up my blog. (The one with Js And Pithang dipping in the bubblebath)

By uploading another scandalous picture, fer sure a lot of people will start to wonder what's my real sexuality.

YES YES I AM STILL STRAIGHT, AND WILL ALWAYS BE !

But this picture's too hot to not be put on here ;)

And yes, this is more brain-scarring than the "Bubble Buddies" picture in "Remnants Of Almondy Daim Cake" post.


My face turned super red like a drunktard laughing, almost like a trauma.
And I almost pissed myself.
Tell me what the picture down below did to you :



So, again the countdown


3


2


1


0 !






O_O" (!)



Yes that's birthday boy, IN HIS BIRTHDAY SUITTT !!.
And no we're not groping his ballz. Our hands were at considerable distance away from his junk -_-

Now breathe.

This birthday bash will definitely score as one of the most memorable.
But it left me terrified to leave my own house on my birthday
( WHICH IS FRIKKIN NEARRR ! O_O ) .
Urghhh.

Again, HAPPY NEKKID 19'TH MAN :D